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Drimble asks: When was it last brought home to you just how old you're getting? We last asked this in 2004, and you're eight years older now. Eight. Years.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:24)
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Shitting myself in Tescos.
Bending over to check out the grapes, I thought I wanted to fart but instead shit myself. I minced back to the car feeling it dribbling down my legs. There is no way you can bounce around driving for 15 minutes without it getting absolutely fucking everywhere. My girlfriends laughter still haunts me, she literally couldn't breathe with hysterics when I got home.
I never trust a fart now, there is always an element of suspicion it could be a pant filler.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:14, 2 replies)
That's why
oldies should always wear bike clips round their trousers, even when going shopping by car.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:04, closed)
this is a good story
and shall have a click.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:57, closed)

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