Getting OldDrimble asks: When was it last brought home to you just how old you're getting? We last asked this in 2004, and you're eight years older now. Eight. Years.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:24)
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When you can't wank more than 5 times a day(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:08,
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Who has that much free time?I mean, it takes half an hour or so just to round up the guinea pigs and hose down the PVC teletubbies.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:16, closed)
You should invest in a Tinkywinky fleshlight*should save time
*shudder pass the mind bleach
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BuggerationI only once made it past 5, and I'll never achieve that glory ever again
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:30, closed)
Since I signed up on Gaydar......any day with fewer than five wanks means the broadband's buggered
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:25, closed)
Just the broadband?(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:44, closed)
+1(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 1:26, closed)
Ive made it over 5 a few times.after that its not enjoyable, and feels like someone has kneed you in the nuts.
also, not alot happens in terms of orgasm
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:56, closed)
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