A long, long time ago
and I can still remember how that music used to make me smile, and I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance, and maybe they'd be happy for a while.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:24, 7 replies)

Then you stuck a flute in your pussy?

( .Yeti., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:37, closed)

...But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.
( Ken Oath, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:59, closed)

Madonna, wasn't it?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 16:15, closed)

No you're thinking of Lady Gaga.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 16:30, closed)

And wanking like a monkey in a tree?
( bane, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:58, closed)

I'm so old...
...I don't consider Lady Gaga worthy of my self abuse.

And every day Madonna moves a little bit closer with her transformation from woman to man. I mean, she has arms like a professional wrestler.
( Ken Oath, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 3:05, closed)

I like one answer Don McLean gave when asked "what does the song mean?"
"It means I'll never have to work again."
(richardm, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:05, closed)