I'm now of an age where I contemplated joining the village Morris side.
Sadly, I fell at the first hurdle in joining up as I've been circumcised. Apparently you have to be a complete prick to be a Morris Man.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:30, 7 replies)

*pity reply*

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:19, closed)

My brother-in-law was asked to join a morris side. His answer was legendary:
"Look, I'm a balding, bearded, beer-bellied IT worker with a love for real ale and science fiction. If I was a Morris dancer too, the universe couldn't cope with the magnitude of the stereotype."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:47, closed)

Hahahahahahaha
I bet he's a black belt in an obscure form of martial art as well.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:22, closed)

Origami.

(username failed moderation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:28, closed)

Excellent.
Also, I just saw your sig and my first thought was "Duck"'? :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 11:48, closed)

Did he say it in a Colin Hunt/Bruce Dickinson wanker voice?
He did, didn't he?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:28, closed)

I can hear it right now
'the universe couldn't cope with the magnitude of the stereotype'

Christ, what a helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:30, closed)