Tomorrow I'll be 47 years old.
I've never been married or had children. I've only recently owned my own property for four years and I learnt to drive nine years ago because I had to for work.

Growing old is not an option. I will fight it tooth and nail.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:30, 17 replies)

So you're fighting against mortality by being an abject failure at life?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:41, closed)

*trigger fingers*
I wouldn't say abject failure. I did pass my driving test first time.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:42, closed)

Something about breasts

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:46, closed)

Hi Bobby!

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:47, closed)

Hello pet, welcome back.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:59, closed)

You mean 47 years young lol !
not sure if the creams really do anything about the varicose veins, crows feet, bin bag tits, hot flushes, and osteoporosis but hey ho
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:05, closed)

Only suffering with one of those ailments.
Go me!!!
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:15, closed)

Varicose veins on your flushed bin bag tits?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:16, closed)

I said one.
Pay attention.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17, closed)

Rory fucked another mong
The carers had to separate them
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 2:17, closed)

I'm flattered that you're doing fan fiction for me Emvee especially when it's 2am and you're drunk, lonely and there's a gooey mess on your computer screen table and keyboard, but it's painfully shit.
Why not include other areas of your expertise like gobots, a dad who don't love you, waki comedic t-shirts, fat girlfriends with bags of personality, an 11p prostitute mum, that might work.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:45, closed)

Shit I don't even remember writing that
Taking the piss out you is so easy I must be doing it in my sleep
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:06, closed)

The last 1 probably isn't something you should be proud of.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:05, closed)

but do you look female yet?
(alright, bgb?)
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:18, closed)

I'm pinning all my hopes on the estrogen shots I've started taking.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:57, closed)

But no-one has said....
,,,Happy Birthday!

Rage against the dying light.
( Ken Oath, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 3:38, closed)

Well, the alternative's worse.

(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 6:19, closed)