You mean 47 years young lol !
not sure if the creams really do anything about the varicose veins, crows feet, bin bag tits, hot flushes, and osteoporosis but hey ho
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:05, 2 replies)

Only suffering with one of those ailments.
Go me!!!
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:15, closed)

Varicose veins on your flushed bin bag tits?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:16, closed)

I said one.
Pay attention.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:17, closed)

Rory fucked another mong
The carers had to separate them
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 2:17, closed)

I'm flattered that you're doing fan fiction for me Emvee especially when it's 2am and you're drunk, lonely and there's a gooey mess on your computer screen table and keyboard, but it's painfully shit.
Why not include other areas of your expertise like gobots, a dad who don't love you, waki comedic t-shirts, fat girlfriends with bags of personality, an 11p prostitute mum, that might work.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:45, closed)

Shit I don't even remember writing that
Taking the piss out you is so easy I must be doing it in my sleep
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:06, closed)