Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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I put my back out last week.Lower back pain automatically ages you. I couldn't move for three days. It was agony. I was hobbling round like an old person and dreaming of hot water bottles, deep heat treatment and hard, flat surfaces - all the things my da required when he slipped a disc.
The fact that I put my back out while shagging a much younger man is the sole thing that stops me feeling like my da. He told my mum he injured himself trying to lift a bag of coal.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:52,
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