Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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When I see a young, skinny blondewalking down the street in nothing but a skimpy skirt and the tiniest of tops my immediate thought usually is, "She must be cold in that!"
I'm 18.
My dad's immediate thought, on the other hand, is usually an erection; I've got some way to go, yet!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:32, 4 replies)
Hmmmm....I think I know what the problem isok...
Picture a hot guy in a skimpy pair of shorts and tinest of tops.
Which of the two thoughts did you have first?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:42, closed)
Oooh, they must be cramped!But alas no desire to shag it.
I'm more into brunettes, anyway... turtle necks as well, phwoooar!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:15, closed)
My thought isFuck! I'm old enough to be her father
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:49, closed)
You're obviously not Northern.Because that's common up here *obligatory common joke*
Anyway, having asbestos limbs/being fat has its uses.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:53,
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