Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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You know you are turning into your Dad when.....you're sleeping with your Mum..
Goodnight.
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Everybody BUT my Dadsleeps with my Mum.
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You're just saying thatbecause her cock was bigger than yours.
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Not much chance of that.But then again, that's the last time I sleep with someone who has what amounts to an equator.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:57,
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It's not an Equatorit's a plimsoll line.
She's had so many sailors inside her that the queen christened her HMS Salty.
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Fair enough soBut she still affects the Earth's orbit in a clear and measurable manner.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:01,
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That she doeswhy else would the earth keep spinning on it's axis?
She's a counterbalance, without her life on Earth would cease to exist.
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Ha!(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:27, closed)
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