Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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He dead and I can't get away from him!I fucking breathe like my dad.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:19, 5 replies)
You think that's bad...?I fart like my dad...
and that's the kind of dirty bomb you do not want following you around like a brown cloud
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:24,
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Well,I do that also, but am too laaaaydeeeee-like to mention it.
Actually I do. Then I mutter "jesus" under my breath just like he did and move away stealthily.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:43, closed)
I'm just hoping the Mrsdoesn't tell me I fuck like my dad...
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SpankyHanky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:26,
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if thatwas to happen to anybody,
you would surely be the one to fall foul. You seem to do so with every other possible mishap :)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 0:48, closed)
I masturbate like my father.We even use the same penis.
/coat
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