Photographic Evidence
Some of you whom I have met at various bashes may have been 'treated' to a glimpse of the photograph on my rail card taken a couple of years ago.

For some reason I had decided to have an attempt at a goatee but couldn't grow the bits at the side linking 'tache to beard. In the photo the beard bit is in shadow, giving the effect of just having a rather luxuriant eyebrow that had slipped. The unfortunate effect is exacerbated by me glowering from the pic like a psychotic village person.

At the time though, I thought it looked the business, the fact that it coincided with a monumental lady drought went completely over my head.

A few years down the line and I pull the pic out for comedy value and it does usually raise a giggle.

The last time I was home to visit the folks we were looking through old photo albums and I started pissing myself laughing at a photo of my Dad in the early 80s with ludicrous face fuzz.

"Haha, how ludicrous does he look there. He must have been about 26! Hahahahaooooooo FUCK!"

It's true. I've even started commenting on the interior design during sex scenes in films:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:28, 2 replies)

I misread that as
"For some reason I had decided to have an attempt at a goatse"

And I vomited a bit.

"Excuse me sir, can I see your OH GOD NO, KILL ME NOW!"
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 2 May 2009, 1:38, closed)

^ This
is one of the funniest things I have read in ages. I just did what I believe you youngsters refer to as a 'LOL'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:14, closed)