Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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Chip off the old blockMy family went out to dinner a while back - myself, my parents and my younger brother.
We were parked outside a Kwik-Fit, which had a big sign advertising "Tyres and exhausts".
"I wouldn't want to work there," I started, "it looks very exhausting".
"I agree, far too tyring" finished my Dad.
My mother and brother both let out a "Why God, why?" groan, and I am cursed in the knowledge that I have the same sense of humour as my father.
p.s. If the plural of hippopotamus is hippopotami, what is the plural of whataclotamus? That one still makes me laugh
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I'd have got his neckin a clutch, not enough to 'brake' it, but maybe just sufficient to put a disc out.
/coat.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:00,
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if your mum had clipped you round the lughole ...... she would have done the battery, too. 8)
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bnt what, me worry?, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:24,
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