it's worse for women
turning into your mother means

varicose veins
huge, comfy knickers
enough tea to float the titanic
shawls
shingles
weird old wives' tales
a sudden liking for lavender
puffy ankles
settling for less
realising that the old things are better.
pissing yourself slightly when you laugh or cough

it sucks.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:27, 8 replies)

Well I can cross off four on the list so far : (
.
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:21, closed)

i can cross off seven
and i'm only 34 :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:51, closed)

I have always liked lavender
But clicks 3 of those others.
and thankfully not the wee one
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:27, closed)

i enjoy telling heavily pregnant women jokes
especially when there isn't a toilet nearby.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:06, closed)

and a capacious
tumpsie
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:18, closed)

tumpsie?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:06, closed)

Settling for less?
My mother just took off to Italy for three months. She's moved in with her italian toyboy.

She's quite close to the big five oh.

'Sif settling for less.
(Scritty Bakerman., Mon 4 May 2009, 8:39, closed)

when you're a teenager
you tell yourself only mr. right will do. as you get older, mr. right now seems a lot more acceptable.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:42, closed)