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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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strangely enough
the first thing i said when i first saw him was "oh my god he looks like an alien"

the midwife wasn't pleased...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:39, 1 reply)
In all fairness...
Noone looks like a proper human until they're well into their first year out of the womb.

It's a dirty little secret that noone admits, but babies are ugly. Their faces are still too big for them, like a jumper bought as a Christmas present by an enthusiastic spinster aunt.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:51, closed)

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