Good timing kid
So as per the usual, I'm out to dinner with my kids. (Cooking? Pah! That is for sissies*)

As we are sharing a lovely meal and a delightful conversation, a subject change was made by the eldest child. The new subject of choice from the eldest child was her desire to describe her grandmother's farts...in great detail. Sadly, the description was cut short by The Baby (all of 6 years old):

Oldest mini flirt: "So we get to B's house and she lets out this huge fart. You wouldn't believe the smell! It was--"

The Baby flirt: "Now ladies, you know we don't discuss such subjects in public."

Then The Baby stopped herself with a look of horror on her face. She smacked herself on the forehead and moaned, "Oh man! I've turned into my mother."

Oldest mini flirt replied with, "That's not too bad. I've already turned into my grandmother.", before leaning over to let a fart make its escape.


The apples do not fall far from the tree.


*or people who actually enjoy cooking, of which I am not one
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 5 May 2009, 4:10, 3 replies)

Heheh
Good stuff :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:00, closed)

haha
Baby flirt gets a click from me :)
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Tue 5 May 2009, 11:56, closed)

Your children...
...have great comedy timing.


























Which is more than can be said for some of us.

*click*
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:38, closed)