
Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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- I not only own a pair of slippers but actually look forward to kicking off my shoes and sliding my feet into them.
- Just before wearing the slippers I invariably exclaim that 'these dogs are barking tonight' regardless if anyone is listening.
- I think today's chart music all sounds the same.
- This weekend I actually switched the car radio onto Classic FM and listened to a whole piece.
- Sometimes exchange cleaning tips with my mum over the phone.
- Buy in bulk because it 'saves the pennies and also on the petrol'.
- Have zero tolerance on anyone under the age of 30.
( , Tue 5 May 2009, 17:02, 3 replies)

please tell me that it is a spoof of Adam Ant, and iv not started mentally sing reading the posts!
( , Wed 6 May 2009, 3:01, closed)
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