Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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You sound like a hobbit !but to be a bit more helpful with your plight I have recently turned to aloe vera juice in the morning and evening and drinking peppermint tea instead of coffee all day long. I'm a 35 year old male but until someone tells you these things you can suffer needlessly... Seriously missus we all need a bit of preventative maintenance as we age , aloe vera juice twice a day and peppermint tea anytime and especially after meals and your farts will be far less frequent and threatening to the general public and on those rare occasions when they do surface will exit your rectum with a gentle 'poof' and smell like chanel no5.
just doing me bit..
j
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thanks for the tipsI have peppermint tea kicking around somewhere (it's supposed to be good for IBS) and shall definitely look for some aloe vera juice. But Chanel No 5? I'll settle for Impulse ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:58,
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