Yes. I was a ginger baby.
Fortunately my parents didn't drown me at birth. Sadly, I have no horrific tales to tell, possibly because in the tiny Norn Irish village where I grew up, red hair is commonplace. Also, ginger taunts have little effect when you can point out that the antagoniser's parents were cousins and they don't even own a decent tractor.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:06, 4 replies)

So if you have a ginger baby...
Will you be moving back to Ireland?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:11, closed)

No, I'll be drowning it at birth.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:14, closed)

In the red sea? Just to make the point?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:18, closed)

But aren't Marmalade Cats pretty?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:34, closed)