One of my closest friends
is going out with a gorgeous redhead, and has been for the last few years.

I think she's brilliant, and we get on really well, but she probably wouldn't be particularly happy if she knew that we've given her boyfriend the nickname "Captain Redbeard" on account of what it probably looks like when he's *ahem* down there.

He thinks it's hilarious.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)