My ginger haired friend and her baby.
So a couple of years ago, a few of my mates and myself go out to a party. One of my friends was called Terri (for that was her name), and she is the gingered haired heroine of this story.

It was at this party she met a fella. He was a nice guy and all, called Neil. She and him fell very much in love. Despite some of her family (mostly her brother) not liking him...the reason for their dislike. He was an African.

A year and a bit later they were Engaged and then the bombshell hit. She was pregnant, by Neil. So we went around theirs for a congrats party and the like. Her brother turned up and I sat in the middle between him and Neil. (My friends called me Benvolio, cos I usually am the one trying to keep the peace, but I digress)

So after a couple of drinks, and the atmosphere between her brother and Neil nonexistent.

Terri says about names for the child and that her and Neil haven’t got a good one in mind. “Has anyone got any ideas?”

Her brother goes, “Terry with a Y.”
“Why’s that?”
He goes, “Because it’s Terry’s Chocolate Orange”

Length? 6 months and she still hasn’t forgiven him. Neil laughed tho. And to be honest so did I.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:47, 4 replies)

"She was pregnant, with Neil"
how on earth did she get her whole boyfriend right up there?

Or do you mean, 'by Neil'? Sorry for slight pedantic-ness, but you gave me a mental image of a fully grown black man inhabiting a ginger woman's baby factory
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:58, closed)

aw, you edited
now I feel like a git for taking the piss, and my post doesn't make any sense
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 17:09, closed)

No worries.
I'm sure most people can guess where it was in the story. ;)
(Dante licked your nipple on, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 17:12, closed)

Haha thanks for that.
Didn't proof read it. Although I've heard that they're into some kinky stuff so it wouldn't suprise me.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 17:10, closed)