Protest anecdote
As some of you may know, I became a grandfather last week.

The other night, a mate asked me for the advice I would give my grandson.

"Fat girls come more" was my considered opinion.

Click if you agree with this statement, and think it should be passed on...
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 0:18, 5 replies)

'Never fight a land war in Asia'
Either that, or ''Always remember you're a womble'.

I have always found these to be the most invaluable pieces of advice...

EDIT: And congratulations
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 0:50, closed)

Clicks
And aint saying why ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 1:29, closed)

How about...
it's not rape if you shout surprise?

It's not gay if you don't push back?

CONGRATS! Incidentally I'm going to be a daddy in 2 months? Any advice other than these (NB it is a girl!).
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 10:22, closed)

*click*
Curves FTW!

And congratulations :)

"Don't sleep in the subway"
( snee held his breath since, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:51, closed)

never trust a species that smiles all the tme
the fuckers are up to something
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:52, closed)