Chickens
For obvious reasons, I call my pet chickens the Ginger Ladies.
When I go out to feed them, I sing:
"All ma ginger ladies, all ma ginger ladies
If you like it then you shoulda laid an egg on it, if you like it then you shoulda laid an egg on it, buk buk burrk buk buk burrk buk be-buk burrk buk buk burrk..."
Just seems to fit.
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 17:37, 7 replies)

are they rhode island reds?
we had one of those
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 17:46, closed)

Yeah
Rhode Island red hybrids I think. Hybrids with what I don't know. Prolific layers!
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 17:47, closed)

my dad found one
when he was a window cleaner. there was a cat stalking it, so he grabbed it. knocking on the doors did nothing, nobody knew who it belonged to, so he brought it home. we called it lenny henry. it took about a week for it to settle in enough to lay, but we got one egg a day until it went to a farm 3 weeks later.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 18:14, closed)

I love this. I hope you do the dance too.
(skrinklelada, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 13:20, closed)

I'm still laughing at this!!!
I think it's visualising it that is doing it!
(shanterbabs, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 1:13, closed)

I do do a bit of a dance
Has considerably greater use of elbows in it than the Beyonce version!
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:29, closed)

This is the best thing I have read all week!
I hope you win!

Buk buk burrk buk buk burrk buk....
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:26, closed)