Dear oh dear
My balls don't have the capacity to whine, my grammatically challenged friend, although if they did they might instead choose a phrase along the lines of 'fuck off, you witless cunt'. Considering it's usually strangers shouting bollocks at me, it's a shame it isn't so.

As an aside, though, the concept is superb - imagine a talking testicle!

*facepalm*

But whatamasayn? You don't need to imagine any such thing - you're already living that dream, clearly.
(wasps Optic Cockles, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)