I lost my virginity at a wedding party
A friend at work's cousin plays for an Irish rugby team (amateur), and has another cousin who's a jockey. I was sat at a table with four of them - all red-heads, got too drunk and ended up in a room with all four.

But this is a boring QOTW, so I refuse to tell the story.

So there.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:49, 3 replies)

*Yawns*
Sorry.
You were saying something?
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 7:36, closed)

Not telling a story related to Ireland...
I believe the correct response is "Ah, go on. You will, you will, you will..."
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:47, closed)

I'm guessing
Due to the amateur rugby connection they spent very little time on you and mostly concentrated on wanking each other off?
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:46, closed)