She gets 50% of my balls....
... payable on the standard trigger points.

Basically the whole divorce process is massively weighted in favour of her even though she's the one who gave just cause for a divorce. Seems it's down to me to pay for and fight for every part whereas it's handed to her by default. It's a shitty system.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:53, 1 reply)

Never mind mate,
If it makes you feel better you got a click for marrying ginger Bill Bailey with tits. That should have been the first clue right there.
(robbersdog, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:08, closed)