Well my 'last' was first.
edit: just checked for any funnies - not a bleeding chuckle anywhere.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:13, 1 reply)

I think Disasterprone and I
would like the winning post to be something about the unbridled supremacy of Nottingham Forest FC
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:15, closed)

I never object to that sort of thing
(although I fear we're on shaky ground...)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:16, closed)

That would be in the general total nonsense spirit of the game.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:17, closed)

Excellent
Appreciate your co-operation. Disasterprone, if you'd like to compose?

Incidentally Larry, this post is still last :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:19, closed)

Oh, I realised you were trying your old distraction game.
I'm watching you, any minute now I'll drop a shoulder and you'll be spinning bewildered and bereft.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:21, closed)

The only change to my current circumstances would be the addition of spinning
Which will probably make me vomit, in fairness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:26, closed)

Ha.
Looks like Disasterprone is lying down on the job.
See what I did there?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:29, closed)

That's actually well genius
It made me laugh out loud. I refuse to type lol. Except for just then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:31, closed)

And Larry's past his man -

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:33, closed)

As if I'm letting you get in behind me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:33, closed)

Foul!
REF!???
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:34, closed)

This is B3ta
You will take your punishment and you will enjoy eet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:37, closed)