Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Follow ThroughIn the summer of 69....no wait summer of 2004 I decided to have a BBQ with a few friends before going out to town. While cooking the food on the BBQ one of my friends arrives and we have a drink while waiting for the food. After a short while I notice him pulling a funny face and placing his hand down the back of his jeans. Thinking this was a little strange I jokingly asked him if he had followed through? He denied the incident an stated it was just a quick surprise of braking wind. He soon proceeded to the toilet where he was for a good hour and a half, and in this time all my other friends had turned up. It was time to go to town and my mate decided to come from the toilet and we all went to town.
A week later at the local pub and we were all a little bit tipsy and my friend decided to inform me that he had followed through that day and he was so long in toilet as he blocked it while trying to flush his boxers away and used my soap to clean his rancid shitty arse by literally placing my soap up his arse. I would not have minded so much but it was the soap I use for my face which I carried on using until he told me!
Now he went to far!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:34, Reply)
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