Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Don't know if it was too far....In my hazy alcoholic days at uni, I lived with somebody called Chris... Me and one of my mates, whom we shall call Ben, used to, errm, do things.... My favourite was when we took it in turns to jizz into a pint glass and pour it over his door handle. He never found out about it because it'd dried by the time he used it, so I don't know if that was too far?
And we tied him up and left him in the middle of campus. Everybody thought that was too far.
And we emailed him from the college secretary's address, telling him that she wanted to see him at 9am every morning for looking at porn, each time a little further away from the flat. He fell for it everytime. Eventually, we decided that we should email him and tell him that the Vice-Chancellor wanted to see him for looking at child porn and his parents had been told. I got a disciplinary from the Provost and Chris said (these are his exact words): "If I had a knife, I'd stab him."
I think that may have been too far but it was worth it for the entertainment.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:01, Reply)
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