Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Ole leather face ......sort ofAll of the following is true! Mother got pissed one christmas eve and brought another piss artist neighbour with her. Mother went to bed pissed leaving the neighbour alone with my siblings and drinking OUR christmas ale and not having the decency to leave. Brother decided to get rid of her by shouting/singing from upstairs "Fuck of home". He then bounced into kitchen arse first with his trousers around his ankles showing his bare arse and waved it around in her direction. Lady was pissed and non-plussed but the free drink must have enticed her as shemade no moves to go. His finale was to walk into the room wearing an old hooded coat and a plastic bag over his face with with two ripped holes in it whilst scraping two knives together saying "whos not fucking going home then"....She did. Its so wrong but still makes me piss myself laughing
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 19:45, Reply)
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