Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Ant and Dec, Noel Edmunds, me and a slimming pillA while back when I was taking adipex to get rid of my lardy bits, I found a major side effect was that I was more outgoing and talkative than before. In the pub I was Oscar Wilde crossed with Dorothy Parker, keeping my friends in stitches with my witty banter. Then the subject of Ant and Dec's Saturday Takeaway came up, with someone mentioning that A&D had been influenced by Noel Edmunds Late Late Breakfast show. Quick as a flash I said "Well then they're going to have to put a bloke in a box, hoist him up 500 feet and drop him to his death, hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Stony faces all around, so I repeated it. Several times. Nowadays I just stay in my room.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 20:35, Reply)
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