Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Going too far, you say?
This story concerns two friends of mine, who shall (for reasons that will become extremely apparent) remain anonymous.
After an extremely heavy night on various substances, they decided to teach the world a lesson- a lesson they called "Eco-fascism".
Basically, this ideology preaches environmental awareness by force. So they decided to grab some spray paint, head over to the nearest public building and spray the obvious logo for their militant ecologist society...
A green swastika.
Needless to say, they spent much of the rest of their evenings being interrogated by the police...
One of them had a piece of paper with a recipe for crystal meth in his pocket... the officer examined it... and discarded it.
A night in the cells was a lucky escape.
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 23:06, Reply)
This story concerns two friends of mine, who shall (for reasons that will become extremely apparent) remain anonymous.
After an extremely heavy night on various substances, they decided to teach the world a lesson- a lesson they called "Eco-fascism".
Basically, this ideology preaches environmental awareness by force. So they decided to grab some spray paint, head over to the nearest public building and spray the obvious logo for their militant ecologist society...
A green swastika.
Needless to say, they spent much of the rest of their evenings being interrogated by the police...
One of them had a piece of paper with a recipe for crystal meth in his pocket... the officer examined it... and discarded it.
A night in the cells was a lucky escape.
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 23:06, Reply)
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