Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Erm, did you just say that???
Usually Im the bloke who takes things too far, its sort of my talant, but one memorable time that sticks out in my mind was a few years back. My best mates mum had just died and understandably was a little upset. To try and "cheer him up" a bit I decided to take him out for a few drinks, so off we toddled down to the boozer for a few light ales. All was going swimingly well untill friend number 2 enters (he shall remain nameless). I could tell that the next statement out of his mouth was gonner be harsh cause of the dumb-ass grin on his face as he toddled up to us. I braced for impact as he opened his mouth...."Allright lads, hey its bloody dead in here tonight aint it"
Nice I thought....took me the rest of the night to convince my buddy not to kill the moron...in hind sight I should have let him slap him around a bit!!!!
( , Sat 11 Nov 2006, 9:46, Reply)
Usually Im the bloke who takes things too far, its sort of my talant, but one memorable time that sticks out in my mind was a few years back. My best mates mum had just died and understandably was a little upset. To try and "cheer him up" a bit I decided to take him out for a few drinks, so off we toddled down to the boozer for a few light ales. All was going swimingly well untill friend number 2 enters (he shall remain nameless). I could tell that the next statement out of his mouth was gonner be harsh cause of the dumb-ass grin on his face as he toddled up to us. I braced for impact as he opened his mouth...."Allright lads, hey its bloody dead in here tonight aint it"
Nice I thought....took me the rest of the night to convince my buddy not to kill the moron...in hind sight I should have let him slap him around a bit!!!!
( , Sat 11 Nov 2006, 9:46, Reply)
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