The Long Summer Holidays....
Years ago we were bored in the summer holidays so we got upto some mischief.
There was a kid down the road called David who was a bit simple,we used to wind him up sometimes.One day we told him to phone the Fire Brigade ,he rang them three times in an hour ,and each time gave them his name and address,of course there was no fire,so the police turned up and he got a bollocking and his mum and dad were distraught...hahahaha!

Later that week at my mate andy's house ,his mum had just spent all morning preparing the flower bed for planting and then she went out to get the summer bedding plants.
In the lovely fresh earth we decided to dig a trench and make a dam and test it using the hosepipe.
It was great fun and we made a right mess of the flowerbed and I got sent home.

Later in the summer it got really hot and we were messing around with the hosepipe again,sticking it in our mouths and then turning the tap on,andy's sister joined in and stuck it up her nose,we turned the tap on ,the water went in,she shrieked and her nostrils were pouring with blood,she had to go to the doctor because it wouldn't stop,how me and andy giggled,his mum was not happy to say the least.
About a week later me and andy were messing around in his cellar,his dad kept all manner of stuff in there and we found some aerosol freezer spray,we were spraying it at each other and his sister,i sprayed it on my tongue and it hurt like hell!
Of course andy decides to go one better, flops out his piece,peels back the foreskin and sprays the freezer spray all over his bell-end!
Screams of agony,his mum comes rushing down into the cellar ,i get sent home and he ended up in casualty....
It must be a nightmare for parents in the summer holidays...hahahahaha.....
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sat 11 Nov 2006, 18:02, Reply)