Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Fire in the bin
This one time, at band camp...my friends Nick and Barnesy and I were in my room and thought it we would be fun to set my bin on fire, it was, until the carpet, think 70's nylon type material, started to melt. I panicked, Barnesy laughed, Nick flopped out his bad boy and I am still impressed all these years later that he managed to piss on demand the way he did.
Now, I dont know what I was more dismayed by, the ring of charred carpet, or the smell of my friends piss-steam......oh, happy days..
( , Sat 11 Nov 2006, 19:05, Reply)
This one time, at band camp...my friends Nick and Barnesy and I were in my room and thought it we would be fun to set my bin on fire, it was, until the carpet, think 70's nylon type material, started to melt. I panicked, Barnesy laughed, Nick flopped out his bad boy and I am still impressed all these years later that he managed to piss on demand the way he did.
Now, I dont know what I was more dismayed by, the ring of charred carpet, or the smell of my friends piss-steam......oh, happy days..
( , Sat 11 Nov 2006, 19:05, Reply)
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