Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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The little compressed pellets
in rabbit food happened to fit into the barrel of a .177 air rifle. I had some fun shooting at stuff for about an hour until I hit upon the great idea of shooting my little sister in the leg. The pathetic phut of the gun was soon replaced by the unearthly screaming of the poor child. I grovelled, begged and generally did everything possible to appease her so she wouldn't tell Mum.Although the pellet didn't penetrate the flesh the bruise was something to behold, 50p sized blackness surrounded by concentric rings of purple. I lived in fear for a long time but mother never saw.
( , Sun 12 Nov 2006, 15:18, Reply)
in rabbit food happened to fit into the barrel of a .177 air rifle. I had some fun shooting at stuff for about an hour until I hit upon the great idea of shooting my little sister in the leg. The pathetic phut of the gun was soon replaced by the unearthly screaming of the poor child. I grovelled, begged and generally did everything possible to appease her so she wouldn't tell Mum.Although the pellet didn't penetrate the flesh the bruise was something to behold, 50p sized blackness surrounded by concentric rings of purple. I lived in fear for a long time but mother never saw.
( , Sun 12 Nov 2006, 15:18, Reply)
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