Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Taking the pissMy friends used to go out and try to 'one up' each other when pulling fit birds. Bored of just very successfully pulling (how?! why?!) they then started trying to put the girls off in more outrageous ways. The favourite one was to chat them up, feel them up, then ask them back to theirs. While visibly and purposefully pissing themselves, puddles forming at the bottom of their jeans.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 0:32, Reply)
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