Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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someone taking a discussion too fari was at a party a few weeks back in my mate's flat. there was me and my mate keren talking with some random guy. the conversation got onto hair, and how one of my mates is considering cutting his long hair. cue this guy starting a rant on women's pubic hair and how a woman obviously doesn't respect herself if she doesn't keep her nether regions up to his standards. then he starts talking about an eiffel tower. unbeknown to us at this point this is where the pubes are shaved into the shape of the eiffel tower. fair enough we thought after he explained this. then he enquired if my friend was easily shocked. she says no and he drops trou in the middle of this bedroom full of other folk and demonstrates said pubic topiary. TOO FAR!
he then sits back down and asks what we thought about his "eiffel tour".
my reply: "it's more like the blackpool tower"
him: "how so?"
me: "because the eiffel tower's a lot fucking bigger than the blackpool tower!"
he left the conversation and room shortly after.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 5:20, Reply)
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