Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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November 5th; the other night actually....
Me n me sister sneaked into the corner of a local fireworks display (which is annually setup behind my sister's house in a playing field). Tis a chargeable event, but as I was half-cut I dragged me sis off to watch this event. We sneaked around the back of her house into a small clearing by a tree, and we hid there to watch the full display.
Halfway through, a few of the organisers were walking through the smoke with large powered torches, and as they were dressed in black it created a psuedo-FBI type moment. I stuck my head out from behind the tree and chose this oppertune time to scream "RUN E.T., THE MEN FROM THE GOVERNMENT ARE COMING!!!!" and quickly hid as 6 spotlights all highlighted the tree we were hiding behind. After a few seconds of immense sniggering, the lights went back to the fireworks and we watched the rest of the show unhindered :)
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 12:00, Reply)
Me n me sister sneaked into the corner of a local fireworks display (which is annually setup behind my sister's house in a playing field). Tis a chargeable event, but as I was half-cut I dragged me sis off to watch this event. We sneaked around the back of her house into a small clearing by a tree, and we hid there to watch the full display.
Halfway through, a few of the organisers were walking through the smoke with large powered torches, and as they were dressed in black it created a psuedo-FBI type moment. I stuck my head out from behind the tree and chose this oppertune time to scream "RUN E.T., THE MEN FROM THE GOVERNMENT ARE COMING!!!!" and quickly hid as 6 spotlights all highlighted the tree we were hiding behind. After a few seconds of immense sniggering, the lights went back to the fireworks and we watched the rest of the show unhindered :)
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 12:00, Reply)
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