Circumcised? OK fine....but.....
My friend Jeb (name changed to protect *myself*) had to get circumcised in his early twenties for obscure but wholly genuine "medical reasons". I don't envy anyone going through a procedure like that, and that's putting it mildly, but I digress.

His doctor gave him all kinds of heavy duty painkillers afterwards, and he stopped by my house to let me try some. I wasn't home, I was at the dentist. So, Jeb proceeds to the local bar, drinks a substantial amount, eats several of whatever-the-hell-his-doctor-gave-him, and staggered into the Dentist waiting room just a few blocks away.

I was between procedures, sitting reading (or trying to read) a magazine with a huge bloody wad of cotton stuffed in my mouth,my head as dead as a slab of beef, when Jeb - as stoned as I've ever seen him - fell through the front door.

He saw me immediately, and with a grin which I can only describe as a grin of pure evil announced in a loud voice that he'd; "had the procedure, and I couldn't refuse him any more!" Then whips his dick out and ffs...SHOWS this still bloody stitched up member to anyone in the waiting room!! I watched in mute horrified fascination as he paraded up and down a couple of times, then announced he had to go because he was going to buy some Astro Glide; "ready for when you get home, I'll make you feel better!" then abruptly zipped up and left before the receptionist could call the cops...which it was fairly clear that once she got over her "deer in the headlights freeze", was exactly what she was going to do.

People just sat and looked at me with sheer loathing, I sat and stared back at them not having the slightest clue what the hell to say (or in my case...sign) until called back in for the remaining work on my gnashers to be finished.

Now, that was a bit too far.....
(speedwank, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 12:46, Reply)