Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Just this saturday..Was at a birthday party and it was fancy dress with the theme being the 50's (I wore a curtain and took my iron, I was the cold war). Arrived quite early so find myself making small talk with some randomers. all is good until we begin chatting about the 50's and I pipe up with 'Yeah, to get myself in the swing of things for the party I was gonna rob and rape a black girl on the way over'.
Cold, grim, silence. Maybe it's he way I tell them.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 13:40, Reply)
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