Going Too Far
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
Ever had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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in not a racist.... honest!!
We had planned to go out last friday for drinks as usual. theres a black guy in our office whom we used to invite but he always said no. So this time we didnt invite him. Of course he now jokingly says to me "I bet you're not inviting me cos im black?" I thought I'd be funny so i said "no, its not just cos ur black, its also cos ur an arsehole who no one likes and youd look like a cunt out with us when we're all dressed in white hoods walking about with burning crosses" I waited anxiously for him to laugh knowing id just probably said the worst thing ever in the office in front of everyone. luckily he laughed... well i think it was a laugh? jesus im dark sometimes. he still never came out with us though..
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 13:56, Reply)
We had planned to go out last friday for drinks as usual. theres a black guy in our office whom we used to invite but he always said no. So this time we didnt invite him. Of course he now jokingly says to me "I bet you're not inviting me cos im black?" I thought I'd be funny so i said "no, its not just cos ur black, its also cos ur an arsehole who no one likes and youd look like a cunt out with us when we're all dressed in white hoods walking about with burning crosses" I waited anxiously for him to laugh knowing id just probably said the worst thing ever in the office in front of everyone. luckily he laughed... well i think it was a laugh? jesus im dark sometimes. he still never came out with us though..
( , Mon 13 Nov 2006, 13:56, Reply)
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