Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Another colleague, named Donovan.He was deeply unpleasant; a drinks leech who spoke of nothing but cocaine, and lied excessively about everything.
He came in one day a little worried as a girl had told him she was pregnant by him. We verified this through third parties, and thought here is an opportunity for a prank.
We called him pretending to be the girl's father, welcoming him to the family, inviting him round for tea, offering to cover the marriage costs etc etc etc.
He was found in the toilets, very pale and shaking, before telling us about the call and how he told the "father" to fuck off etc etc.
He then called the girl and her friends threatening dire retribution.
We strung it out for a number of days.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 13 Nov 2006, 16:54,
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