Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Me ol' Biology TeacherMr Mainwaring. What a teach. A complete fecking nutcase, he'd regularly take the piss. He'd famously attacked a pupil because he asked more than 3 questions about a subject within 5 minutes (while screaming "Ayyyyy Kareoke!!!!!" as loud as he could), he'd tortured the kid with the lisp ("That's phofofynfffethith for Leigh and Photosynthesis for all the other kids") and actually in a PTA meeting, he told my mother that she wants to stop me playing with myself in the bedroom. When she went "I BEG YOUR PARDON!!!" he said "Yup, Jeccy's always on the computers...." completely deadpan. The guy's a legend.
This one time, 3 kids in our class had like always failed to produce thier homework on time. So, as a punishment he'd asked them to meet him in one of the un-used labs for thier lunchbreak at 12.15pm. They turn up, and he points out a small lab-room in the corner of the room (used for storage). The kids shuffle in.....and then Mainwaring closes the door and locks it. Then goes down the pub, and comes back 3 and a half hours later.
The kids got rows for skiving from every lesson in the afternoon, even though they all said what happened.....
Mainwaring's dead now, poor bastard. I bet he's torturing them upstairs now, or most probs downstairs that is :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 17:03,
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