Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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My former housematethe legendary Kiran, famed for his fear of butter and need to abuse the female friends of all his housemates, both had tricks played on him and played them.
First of all there was the time our housemate Iain covered his doorknob in butter and wrote "BUTTER" in butter on his mirror (complete with badly drawn spunking cock). Please bear in mind that Kiran is absolutely and pathologically afraid of butter - the taste of it, the smell of it, and the look of it, and no one knows why. The screams filled the house for about ten minutes.
After this he decided to exact revenge on a friend of mine who he'd taken a fancy to. He rang her mobile from his own and, pretending to be from the Inland Revenue, told her she owed £2000 in back taxes. My friend cried for ten minutes and I beat Kiran with cushions for twice as long.
Kiran also had a part in the "fake-blood-tampon-on-Rich's-door" incident which also resulted in screams that lasted for several minutes.
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Maladicta, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 17:10,
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