Cold Weather Attacks
It was cold. South Carolina doesn't normally get very cold, but this year, it was terrifically chilly. I had a cadet buddy who had an International Explorer SUV which he adored. (think LandRover convertible truck) I forget now what it was he did to me, I think it had something to do with rotten fish in my barracks ceiling, but I had to get back at him.

Being South Carolina in the winter, it was deer season and I went to a local hunting store and got a half gallon of doe (deer) urine and then, deciding that wasn't quite enough for what I wanted to do, I made some calls and was able to find a butcher that had recently dressed out a buck and had some available deer guts.

Thanks to doors that do not lock, I proceeded to fill the heat and vent ducts in his beloved truck with a combination of the deer urine and intestines. It is amazing how much the heater unit of one of those things can store...and also how quickly it froze!

Long story short, he was about half an hour from school, driving in a carpool with a bunch of our friends, headed home for the Christmas holiday when the thawed out guts and urine started to overwhelm him. He was seen, on a day that the temps could not have been above 30 degrees Farenheit, driving at 60mph, his head sticking out of the drivers side window with snot dripping off his face and the reddest eyes this side of a Beautiful South song. At the time he was last spotted, he had another 5 hours worth of driving ahead of him.

When I came back to school after the Christmas break, I discovered my room had no floorboards any longer. He had returned early to school strictly to rip them up. Touche'. He NEVER said a word about it. Suffice it to say, that was the end of that battle as the school blamed me for the missing flooring...my parents to this day have no idea why they got a bill from the school for almost $1200.

Cheers.
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 21:02, Reply)