Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Her hair was so silky and shiny...On a failed PhD attempt in the US, I lived with a girl who was sleeping with our married supervisor. He let her steal my mate's research, ruining his first year and his PhD thesis. When she was off on fieldwork with said professor (i.e. romantic break in Mexico with the twunt), I moved out.
On my last night in the flat my mate, his girlfriend and his dog came round. I'd been peeing in her shampoo all week. He grabbed her pump-action hairspray and peed in that. Then we took the dog into the kitchen and gave him all her glasses and mugs to lick. Next, we played a rough and tumble game with the dog on her bed. The grand finale was to go back to the bathroom and clean the dog's teeth with her electric toothbrush.
We possibly went too far when we took ALL the replacement heads and cleaned the dog's teeth with them too. She was probably using those heads for a year afterwards.
Yes it's long but I'm new.
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 7:24, Reply)
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