Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Me dad is a legend with the Jehova'sThey openly tell thier pack to avoid our place like the plague...reminds me of a saying from Half-Life 2 - "We don't go there anymore....."
Me dad was drunk one night. I was a nipper, and daddy was drunk off his cider, and enjoying something on the telly. With that, there was the ever-dreaded knock on the front door. He gets up and is greeted with a Jehova's witness with his young daughter (she was about 8'ish), standing at the door.
He kept them there for about an hour in total; asking them questions on anything. The JW was getting nervous about this, and was trying to remain as polite as possible while trying to edge away. At one point, our dog ran out and made a fuss over the JW. The JW smiled and asked what's the dogs name.
"Satan" answered me dad, just as the dog jumped up, wagging his tail.
"Down satan..." was uttered by the JW, much to my dad's delight.
Me dad did start to take this a bit far though, as he started talking to the 8 year old about if she enjoyed Christmas as much as the normal kids, and if she needed a blood transfusion after any kind of accident she'd be left to die. The JW made his excuses and left. No wonder they don't visit him anymore.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 9:58,
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