Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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my friend got his ex-girlfriend back......by re-enacting her favourite song, Dire Straits' "Romeo and Juliet" - the lyrics say "Juliet says hey Romeo, he nearly gimme a heart attack, he's underneath my window, singin' hey la, my boyfriend's back" - although actually he was underneath her window singing and playing 'Romeo and Juliet'.
When I broke up with my girlfriend I thought to myself, that's a brilliant idea.
Obviously my ex's favourite song wasn't the same one, hers was by Dexy's Midnight Runners. Eileen seemed to enjoy herself, but my ex didn't find it that romantic.
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 10:41, Reply)
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