Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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GlueWhen I was 4 I went to a playgroup at a church hall near by to where we lived. I was a timid child at most of the time until they gave me a rideable yellow wheatabix lorry to try and make me engage in the group. From then on I obsessively rode my lorry and even screamed when they wouldnt let me take it home. All the other kids knew that it was my lorry apart from one who (as I found out only the other day actually has autism) was a bit of a spacker. Anyway to the crux of the story, one day me mum dropped me off a bit late as we had been delayed somehow, to my horror the spacker was on MY lorry!!! I hit him he cried and he surrendered the lorry, I triumphantly howled got a warning from the playgroup leader but all was fine I had my lorry. This sounds like a standard possessive kid and his favourite toy story, where did he go to far you probably dont care. Well for the rest of the day I bided my time, while all the while circling said spack around the church hall. When he went to the toilet I followed him in, still on the lorry and out of sight and earshot preceded to beat the crap out of him and left him lying in the urinal, blubbing away like a little baby.
I still miss the Wheatabix lorry, it was my only friend until primary school, I got kicked out a couple of weeks later for biting a girl who tried to ride my pride ang joy, kinky eh?
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 13:37, Reply)
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