Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Anal – but probably not the way you’re thinkingI used to work with a woman (and I use the term in its strictest sense) who was as anal as…as…a hardcore Swedish gay sick skin flick.
I won’t go into all her annoying ways, like how when it was her turn to get the drinks from the coffee machine she would say “Beveraaaaage?” every single time. Where she went too far was sharing the fact that she made her sandwiches every night before she went to bed, and kept them in the fridge ready for the morning. Not only that, but they were ALWAYS ham sarnies, just ham, no tomato, no mustard, just ham.
But then (sob) she had to share that not only does she go out in January and buy Christmas cards for December (‘because they’re much cheaper in the sales’) but…she gets birthday cards for every single unhappy person she knows (in January), writes them, puts them in envelopes, addresses them and puts stamps on them…IN JANUARY. Then she files them in date order so that she has no chance of missing someone’s birthday.
Now there’s no need for that is there?
(, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:08, Reply)
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